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About Blobsnark

Welcome to Blobsnark, where we provide the sarcastic commentary you didn't ask for but definitely deserve. We're here to mock the mockable and snark the snarkable.

Our team of professional cynics works around the clock to find things to be sarcastic about so you don't have to.

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Blobsnark was founded in 2023 by a group of disgruntled internet users who had finally had enough of taking everything seriously.

Our mission is to provide a platform for snarky, cynical, and sarcastic commentary on the absurdities of modern life.

We believe that if you can't laugh at the world, you're probably taking it too seriously.

"We're not rude, we're just better than you. Kidding! (Or are we?)"

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About Blobsnark

We provide snarky commentary on the absurdities of modern life. Because if we can't laugh at it, we'd probably have to cry.

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